SG-1 part 2 Com-traya!

Titles

The team are lying on some tables.
They begin to wake up. They
are no longer wearing their uniforms.






JACK
What the hell?




SAM
Colonel.




JACK
Carter.




SAM
How did we get in to these outfits?



JACK
I don't know. Welcome to PX3-989!




SAM
My transmitter's gone.



JACK
Daniel. Teal'c! You guys okay?




TEAL'C
I am well.




DANIEL
Yeah, I'm fine. Better then fine actually,
when you consider the fact that we were
just.




A man enters






HARLAN
Ah! Com-traya! Com-traya!




JACK
Daniel?




DANIEL
I think that's a greeting?




HARLAN
Yes it is.




DANIEL
Oh! Well then,com-traya. We are explorers
from a place called Earth. I'm Daniel,
Hello.


HARLAN
Oh! This is your custom, yes? Hello?
You are the leader?


DANIEL
Oh, no, that would be.




JACK
Me! Colonel Jack O'Neill, Kum by ya!



HARLAN
Com-traya!




JACK
Whatever. Why did you attack us?




HARLAN
Attack? Oh, attack, yes of course, it
would seem that way from your perspective.
Yes I did that!


JACK
Why?




HARLAN
It could not be helped! Oh! Are you
suffering, any pain? Any after-effects?
Or occasionally the heart must be restarted.



DANIEL
Oh, no, I think we feel fine.




HARLAN
Ah! Comtraya! You are all such wonderful
specimens! You in particular, female!



SAM
Colonel!




JACK
Easy, Captain. Listen, we has some things,
when we got here, some weapons.


HARLAN
Oh those, yes, very dangerous.




JACK
Very, can we have them back?




SAM
And our uniforms?




HARLAN
Sorry, but they are gone. This is better,
yes?


SAM
No.




HARLAN
I am Harlan. I am the last survivor
of, Altar.


JACK
Excuse me? The last survivor. You're
the only one on this planet?


HARLAN
Yes. And your weapons are, this way!
We are in section three. There has been
trouble here lately.


SAM
What kind of trouble?




HARLAN
Mechanical breakdowns. Very difficult
to maintain this complex alone.


JACK
Listen Harlan, is there an outside to
this place?


HARLAN
Outside is above. We are under.




DANIEL
Under the surface?




HARLAN
Oh yes, under the surface, we could
not survive. Mmm, radiation, very, very
bad. Ah! This way to section four



DANIEL
Ah, what happened to your civilization?
I'm sure you started on the surface
and then moved under.


HARLAN
Oh yes, long ago.




DANIEL
We're curious to learn about other worlds
and we'd love to hear what happened, 

on the surface.

HARLAN

All in time.